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- Title: Eighth Annual Turkey Carcass Awards Recognize New Lows in Year Gone by
- Author : NY) The Niagara Falls Reporter (Niagara Falls
- Release Date : January 02, 2008
- Genre: Reference,Books,
- Pages : * pages
- Size : 64 KB
Description
Another Thanksgiving holiday is in the books. This year, we take pause to honor those worthy of being honored as part of the Eighth Annual Croisdale Turkey Carcass Awards. As most of you know, the Turkey Carcass is awarded to those who have publicly embarrassed themselves with criminal or blatantly outlandish behavior. The winners will be presented with a nearly picked-clean Thanksgiving turkey--much like the one currently taking up roost in your refrigerator. The first category: Hollywood celebrities (The Jacko Wacko Memorial Award) Second runner-up: Joaquin Phoenix